Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Overview

Heath Franklin's Chopper Not Here To F\*ck Spiders WINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024 WINNER Comics Choice - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018 Australia's Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to fuck sp\*ders! That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you. Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually. So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh\*t. Cos we're not here to... Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks. 'This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and "so wrong its right’"moments .' ★★★★ Chortle (UK) Suitable for audiences 18+ This show contains: Strong coarse language. Doors 8pm Show 8.30pm

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